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SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders bitches which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my fucking god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I fuckin' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Goddamn plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH MAKER - Makes your sandwich in less than 3.3 minutes


TAGS: ultimate sandwich maker girl woman
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by JSburley

Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 12:04 am
*is a woman* WELL now I'm hungry.
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 7:01 am
so when will the 2.0 version come out? mines still gives me lip while making sandwich's. and there is no voice box turn off option
JSburley - June 18, 2011, 6:45 pm
I'm sure they will love it :)
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:57 pm

i can't wait for the female members backlash to this.


BLESSED - Are the peacemakers, for they will be called the sons of God. -Matt. 5:9


TAGS: us soldier peacemaker
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Skeeter11766

BuZZbomb - December 12, 2009, 8:08 am
Did he just say 'Blessed are the Cheesemakers'? Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?


YOUR GREATNESS IS NOT MEASURED -




IN MY HOUSE... -




DATING SITES - What you see is not always what you get


TAGS: ugly dating sites marraige matchmaker
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

Krissie - July 22, 2009, 1:51 am
sorry, but the photoshopping on this is terrible...


Special Delivery -


TAGS: trucking signs money makers
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MashiMashi - December 16, 2014, 12:10 pm
again


I HAVE A SOLUTION! - Why don't you just move the coffee maker?




money maker -




SHE SAID SHE WAS WORKING LATE... - Working on WHAT I wanna know?


TAGS: mentos the fresh maker
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Chef

GreyScorpion - June 16, 2010, 9:37 pm
he who speak with fork tongue, tell lies, he who speak with fish breath, was seen having lunch with your wife


TUNNEL MAKER -


TAGS: tunnel maker one lion
Rating: 1.97/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:04 am
It's your own fucking fault for not wearing the knee pads we bought you.
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 10:57 am
but i have this horriable cramp
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 10:56 am
You'll kneel...Canada,.....You'll kneel.
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 10:21 am
I'll bow, but i will never kneel!
Desdenova - August 6, 2009, 9:04 am
66434
RONSART - August 5, 2009, 4:13 pm
WOW...now able to just type number of page on tunnels now...hope others do too....GO NUMBER 66394 !!!!!


TO EACH HIS OWN -


TAGS: mistake makers
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 12:17 pm

Not a twist, an actual quote I found, say w/o attribution. Thanks!
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 10:46 am
Nice twist on the 'purpose in life is to be a bad example'quote from a couple of years ago. I think I like this quote better! ^!!!!!


Occupation: Stripper -




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